One day this young lady got bitten by a rabid dog so she went to the hospital. The doctor walked in after the examination and said “Carma, your bite is terrible and severe. You have contracted an incurable strand of extremely contagious rabbies. I suggest you write a will.”
So she pulled out a tablet and just kept writing and writing and writing.
After a long while, the doctor came back while she was still writing.
He asked her, “Wow, that’s a rather long will!.”
She responded, “No it’s not a will, it’s a list of people I’m gonna bite.”
